I can solve all your problems for $20

1. No matter where you go, the Colombian drug lords will find you. Try negotiating.
2. Your girlfriend is right and you do call your mom too often. Try setting time aside for a date once a week.

Those are the only possible problems. This reminds me of the Daria episode

Need a problem solver (life)

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Date: 2010-06-29, 12:27AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-bccfm-1816608902@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Hello,
I need someone with a sharp and creative mind to come up with solutions or ways to get me out of two predicaments in my life coming up.
Thank You

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