Showing posts with label lawyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawyer. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

How can you want to be something you already are?

As an overachiever who recently spent $125,000 getting my JD, I can't wait to do legal work for $10/hr. Or I could stock shelves at Target.

WANNABE LAWYER (Norristown)


Date: 2010-06-29, 8:37PM EDT
Reply to: Norristownrentals@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]



Are you seeking part time employment in the legal field? We are a very legally active Real Estate Management Company, established in 1976, with an office on Swede Street (Lawyers row) Norristown, 3 ½ blocks from the Montgomery County Court house.
Do you enjoy challenges; have the skill, confidence and desire to compete and win? Are you good at legal research & brief writing? Do you seek experience in different areas of the law? Do you want to participate in the varied requirements that comprise a working business from accounts payable to taxes? Are you a soccer mom/lawyer; new or unemployed member of the PA bar that needs the mental stimulus and fast pace that the legal world offers? Because of the country’s economic downswing, have you been denied the opportunity to practice the trade that you are still paying off loans for? Are you ready to hit the ground running?
Here is an opportunity to hone your skills and work with experienced supervision.
We offer flexible hours ,Monday-Friday:8AM-6PM, We seek a self motivated, honest, over achieving, organized individuals to work a minimum 20 hrs per week,eager to learn and be paid for it, as meager as it is, performing the following jobs:
1. Investigating, writing and filing legal documents for state & federal court.
2. Appearing in local, state & federal court for legal argument
3. Filing Landlord/Tenant complaints, and collecting the judgments.
4. Executing on judgments obtained over the last 30 years.
Some of the areas of work are as follows:
1. Landlord /Tenant
2. Contract litigation
3. Bankruptcy & tax law; state & federal
4. Municipal law
5. Civil rights claims
6. In-rem real estate claims
7. Building codes
8. Legal malpractice
9. Bond litigation
10. Collections
11. Workers comp
Being Spanish Bi-lingual is a plus, but not required.
You must be pet friendly. We have a very large, but friendly, white male Samoyed dog and a black Scottish Fold cat that have free run of the office. We believe in balancing the pressures of work with the soothing physiological benefits of pets..
Work starts immediately.
If you want a response to your e-mail, please send a resume listing education, residence, contact number, and confirm that you are presently an active member of the PA bar, in good standing.


  • Location: Norristown
  • Compensation: $10 per hour plus % of collections.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

From the law firm of Creepy & Perv, LLP

I've always wanted to be a professional stalker.

COURT RESEARCHER (Greater Philadelphia Region)


Date: 2010-06-28, 12:40PM EDT
Reply to: job-sgbq2-1815319631@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Unique full time position with an established firm. Salary plus commission, with an excellent benefits package (Health/Dental/401k/Paid Vacation). We are looking for a self-motivated individual with an excellent attention for detail. Daily travel throughout the greater Philadelphia region, company car provided, vehicle and travel expenses are paid for.

A legal background is not necessary, especially if you have proven yourself in another field, and we will fully train you. Bachelor’s Degree preferred but not required for the right candidate.

Please submit resumes via email c/o Keith Hunsaker at khunsaker@kempandassociates.com

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