Showing posts with label all caps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all caps. Show all posts

Monday, July 5, 2010

Do you hate old people and want to help us make a faster turnaround?

Otherwise known as the smother and steal jewelry facility

Graveyard Caregiver - Experienced (Aegis of Las Vegas)


Date: 2010-07-05, 2:18PM PDT
Reply to: job-e8ttv-1827048816@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR A SENIOR CITIZEN? Join Áegis Living as a CAREGIVER!

Do people tell you that you are positive and fun? Can you really connect with people on a personal level? Do you have empathy and energy, too? If you love to care for seniors and are a real “people person,” then you have just found the perfect job!

Áegis of Las Vegas is currently accepting resumes for the position of EXPERIENCED GRAVEYARD CAREGIVER!

We are a service-focused leader in assisted living that believes if you value employees and make them feel special, you will attract and retain the best. At Áegis, we are a family. We celebrate every day and we want you to join us!

RESPONSIBILITIES:
• Provide excellent personal care to residents including bathing, grooming, dressing, toileting and incontinence care, transfers/mobility, and eating
• Encourage all residents to be as independent as possible in self-care
• Report all changes in resident condition to assigned supervisor according to policy
• Serve and accommodate guests in the dining room
• Participate in all required training sessions and in-services
• Perform light upkeep of the residents’ apartments and the community’s common areas as assigned

QUALIFICATIONS:
• Caregiving experience combined with compassion and a positive attitude
• Ability to work as a team and communicate effectively with co-workers, residents, and families

We believe in taking care of our employees. If you work for us, you will receive a competitive salary, excellent benefits and an enjoyable work/life balance. For additional company information please visit our website at www.aegisliving.com.

If you are interested in becoming a Caregiver for Áegis Living, we encourage you to join us for a group interview Thursday, July 8th @ 3:00PM.

Please be prompt as late-comers will have to wait until the next one!

Áegis of Las Vegas
9100 West Desert Inn Road
Las Vegas, NV 89117


  • Location: Aegis of Las Vegas
  • Compensation: TBD
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.




PostingID: 1827048816

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I can't wait to start my new job as professional gamer/drinker.

I'll be practicing all weekend

GAMING BARTENDER WANTED


Date: 2010-07-05, 3:04PM PDT
Reply to: albonegroup@earthlink.net [Errors when replying to ads?]


Gaming Bartenders with gaming following wanted.Can hire ASAP.

  • Compensation: 8.25/hour plus TIP
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1827121962


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Budior is code word for alleyway

This is perfectly accurate. You will be shot in the budior (not to be mistaken with sexy boudoir). The photos are for a cat and mouse game they are going to play with the police. You have to be fit because the last few were too easy


MODEL WANTED FOR BUDIOR SHOOT (Philadelphia)


Date: 2010-06-29, 12:33PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-pzzmj-1817233828@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am working with a fabulous London photographer in starting a new division of my company offering intimate budior photography to women all over the tri state area. These photos will be used for promotional purposes only. There will be NO NUDITY but you will be in lingerie so being fit is important. We are an all female crew for hair, makeup, and photography. We have a very small budget to pay a model $50 to $75 for the shoot and you will receive 2 retouched photos for your portfolio. This could lead to more paid work so we are really looking for the new face of our company
Please provide the following information for consideration
Age:
Height:
Bra size
Underwear Size
Shoe size
Two recent photos a head shot & full body shot 

I am a serious ACOTRS

You know what's recession proof? Pimping. What a great idea for aspiring models.



CALLING ALL ACOTRS AND MODELS LOOKING TO CREATE ADDITIONAL INCOME (NYC)

Date: 2010-06-29, 10:46AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-yp8yq-1817008713@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]




This economic climate has not been the best for us, I know. I am starting a business and looking for a team of four people who would also like to generate additional passive income for themselves. Requirements include: enthusiasm, ability to think OUTSIDE the box, energy, a positive, NO-FEAR attitude, and knowing four other people who are similar, and would also like to make extra money. Sounds simple, right? Please respond only if you are serious about making this work for you. Email me why you think you would be a good fit and your number, if you are interested, and I will share my plan/more information about this gig with you over the phone. You can do this job part time, working around castings and jobs. This is a serious ad.



****SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. THANKS.

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There were no prizes awarded at all for unexplained reasons

I am seriously hoping this is a secret test to be on a remake of Wild and Crazy Kids.

WILD N’ CRAZY CAN’T BE LAZY


Date: 2010-06-29, 10:59AM EDT
Reply to: job-gnpsg-1817034380@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Earn up to $20/hr to start, NO sales, NO commissions!!!
Travel, dress sharp, have fun, make $$. Must work professionally
with the opposite sex! 10 positions available immediately!!!
Our management is hiring for all positions on
THURSDAY JULY 1ST & FRIDAY JULY 2ND
CALL TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY
TO book and interview!!!!!

Call (267) 248-9123

Due to high call volume, if no answer, please
LEAVE MESSAGE, and we will return your call ASAP!
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