The best scam is scamming scammers (scam)

Are you tired of traveling from town to town swindling rubes? meetyourpsychic.com makes it easy to work from home and get the cash you need.

Earn up to $116.55 per hour. Experienced Psychics Needed! Apply Today

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Date: 2010-07-05, 5:27PM EDT
Reply to: job-ayjws-1827065632@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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This is a rare opportunity to be on the ground floor of a new ethical, professional and nationally marketed website. We are now accepting applications for gifted psychics who have prior experience working via phone and/or chat. Please be aware that you will be required to participate in a live interview and perform test readings. Part and full time positions will become available. Work from home or office as an independent contractor. Website live date is estimated for 9/15/10. Generous hourly rates will be paid based on gross sales of psychic services rendered through website (currently between $53.55 per hour and $116.55 per hour of logged talk/chat time). Please copy the following link to your browser to apply. www.meetyourpsychic.com/apply
Thank you and we look forward to speaking with you in the near future.

• Compensation: SEE AD
• This is a part-time job.
• This is a contract job.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1827065632

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Free Spyware!

Are you an expert coder and or phone sex operator? Please review our nonsensical craigslist posting to download free spyware so we can steal your credit card! Yay!

Html Expert Needed

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Date: 2010-06-25, 6:17PM PDT
Reply to: job-v4ahy-1811462366@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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To give advice and help callers. Pay is per minute. This is a position to TEACH HTML TO OTHERS. If interested, reply to this ad or call us at
Now you can have one or two way video chat conversation with the Experts. If you wish to show something to your callers, now you can, if you have a working video camera. There is one or two way video button in the Chat. If you wish to terminate the transmission press the Stop button and Start to restart it. The caller need not have a video camera in which case he will only see the Expert and he will not be seen.
One of the unintended consequences of our name USExpert is its acronym, USE. So we are going to build on it and USE it. Of course the USE.com name was taken so we chose two letter name instead. QWQWQW.COM that is. So if you don`t want to type the whole word USEXPERT.COM type qwqwqw.com. Of course you have the option of one stroke if you install our toolbar from the Services in our site. With the USE toolbar you will also have Free International Radio, TV and Phone calls among other things.

• Compensation: per minute or per project
• Telecommuting is ok.
• This is a part-time job.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Phone calls about this job are ok.
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1811462366

Do you hate old people and want to help us make a faster turnaround?

Otherwise known as the smother and steal jewelry facility

Graveyard Caregiver - Experienced (Aegis of Las Vegas)

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Date: 2010-07-05, 2:18PM PDT
Reply to: job-e8ttv-1827048816@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR A SENIOR CITIZEN? Join Áegis Living as a CAREGIVER!

Do people tell you that you are positive and fun? Can you really connect with people on a personal level? Do you have empathy and energy, too? If you love to care for seniors and are a real “people person,” then you have just found the perfect job!

Áegis of Las Vegas is currently accepting resumes for the position of EXPERIENCED GRAVEYARD CAREGIVER!

We are a service-focused leader in assisted living that believes if you value employees and make them feel special, you will attract and retain the best. At Áegis, we are a family. We celebrate every day and we want you to join us!

RESPONSIBILITIES:
• Provide excellent personal care to residents including bathing, grooming, dressing, toileting and incontinence care, transfers/mobility, and eating
• Encourage all residents to be as independent as possible in self-care
• Report all changes in resident condition to assigned supervisor according to policy
• Serve and accommodate guests in the dining room
• Participate in all required training sessions and in-services
• Perform light upkeep of the residents’ apartments and the community’s common areas as assigned

QUALIFICATIONS:
• Caregiving experience combined with compassion and a positive attitude
• Ability to work as a team and communicate effectively with co-workers, residents, and families

We believe in taking care of our employees. If you work for us, you will receive a competitive salary, excellent benefits and an enjoyable work/life balance. For additional company information please visit our website at www.aegisliving.com.

If you are interested in becoming a Caregiver for Áegis Living, we encourage you to join us for a group interview Thursday, July 8th @ 3:00PM.

Please be prompt as late-comers will have to wait until the next one!

Áegis of Las Vegas
9100 West Desert Inn Road
Las Vegas, NV 89117

• Location: Aegis of Las Vegas
• Compensation: TBD
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1827048816

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I can't wait to start my new job as professional gamer/drinker.

I'll be practicing all weekend

GAMING BARTENDER WANTED

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Date: 2010-07-05, 3:04PM PDT
Reply to: albonegroup@earthlink.net ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Gaming Bartenders with gaming following wanted.Can hire ASAP.

• Compensation: 8.25/hour plus TIP
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1827121962

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If they gave any more information it would make it too easy

I would tell you about the job, but then you'd know.

3d design services needed (Orlando)

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Date: 2010-06-24, 3:28PM EDT
Reply to: job-cqwvs-1808715893@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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We need freelance 3d designer. send info

• Location: Orlando
• Compensation: tbd
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1808715893

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Getting $125/hr to watch TV? Sounds legitimate to me

As a person who had $600 lying around for an iPad, I definitely want to spend my time doing shady things in an undisclosed location with my expensive toy. I'm probably thinking too hard this. Just click on the link and download your virus.

Do you own an iPad? ($100 + $25 iTunes gift card) (Center City Phila)

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Date: 2010-06-30, 4:19PM EDT
Reply to: job-2eass-1819518515@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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We're looking for a few folks to participate in an upcoming research study about how people use iPads while watching TV. You must own an iPad in order to be eligible to participate in the study.

The study will be held at our facility in Center City Philadelphia near a major transit hub during the week of July 12th (exact dates TBD). You will need to bring your iPad to the session. The one-on-one session will last approximately 60 minutes and you will be compensated with a $100 Visa gift card + $25 iTunes gift card for your time.

To see if you qualify for the study, please follow the link below to complete a short survey:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/3Y5JKDV

Note: Just because you complete the survey doesn?t guarantee that you?ll be asked to participate in the study.

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I feel bad for the guy who went to register his porn site...

And it was taken. Damn the entrepreneur who saw the millions he could make resizing wallpapers for twitter!





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